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Gods news | One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time. I skolan. Fr�ken fr�gar lille Pelle f�ljande; "Om det sitter tre f�glar p� ett staket, och jag skjuter den ene, hur m�nga finns d� kvar? Pelle svarar; "Ingen, de andra tv� flyger i v�g!" Fr�ken "Nej det �r fel, men jag f�rst�r hur du t�nker, det finns tv� kvar" Pelle blir lite arg p� fr�ken och n�sta dag st�ller han f�ljande fr�ga till henne; "Det sitter tre tjejer p� en parkb�nk, de har varsin glass, den ene biter p� glassen, den andre suger p� glassen och den tredje slickar p� glassen, vem av dem �r gift?" Fr�ken svarar lite f�rsiktigt; "Det m�ste vara hon som suger p� glassen. "Nej det �r fel", svarar Pelle, "Det �r hon med vigselringen men jag f�rst�r hur du t�nker. Why Nagging a Man Doesn�t Work What a Woman says: "This place is a mess! C�mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you�ll have no clothes to wear if we don�t do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C�MON blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW! A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug called "Viagra" that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills. The therapist says that she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens: The woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex, just keeps getting better and what would happen if she gave her husband the rest of the bottle of "Viagra". The therapist says she doesn't know, it's an experimental drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle could do to a person. Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and put the rest ofthe bottle of pills in the husband's morning coffee. A week later, a young boy walks into the therapist's office and says: "Are you the doctor who gave my mother a bottle of experimental pills?" "Why, yes young man, I did Why?' "Well, Mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and Dad's sitting in the corner going "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...."
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